10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22