10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)