10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare