10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"