10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-