10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."