10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water