10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Welcome to kicker school
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson