10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz