10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.