10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?