10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fold and live to fold again
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.