10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob