10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You have to piss with the dick you have