10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.