10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.