10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You have to piss with the dick you have