10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."