10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.