10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.