10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.