10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet