10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT