10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves