10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom