10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.