10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.