10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.