10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Welcome to kicker school
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-