10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)