10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.