10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)