10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
in the poker game of life women are the rake
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
Fook the floosh droo!