10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."