10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- It's Free To Fold...