10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz