10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm