10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is for loners.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak