10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from