10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"