10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.