10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes