10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is for loners.