10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson