10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth