10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier