10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
 - Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
 - "I got a full house!  Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me?  All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
 - In the game of life, women are the rake.  - Worm
 - Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
 - Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
 - God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
 - Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
 - Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
 - Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010.  On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?