10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.