10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it