10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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